Luke Skywalker has gone to Jabba's palace in Tattooine to rescue his friend, Han Solo, who has been frozen in carbonite. Unfortunately, he is captured and used as Jabba's gold-bikini love slave. Kung Fu Kenobi, a bionic Jedi, senses a great disturbance in the Force and goes to rescue his apprentice, meeting people like (a flatulent) Yoda on the way, and with a cameo by Mace Windu as a television evangelist. Kenobi soon uses Bantha Beans as his key weapon against the Hutt. Written by Bloggers!